Parker Bears - Hand Made Miniature Artist Bears from Downunder: Woodend Teddy Bear show 2011

Random Stuff I like

Christmas is when you try and get the whole dysfunctional family under the one roof and hope there won't be police involved.

Nothing cleans a house like company coming.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

I have PMS and a GPS. Which means I am a BITCH who WILL find you.

I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in High school.

If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, Use WD40. There now your a qualified tradesman.

Home is where you go when your tired of being polite to people.

Men think Monogamy is a type of wood.

I can't wait for old age when I can move in with my kids and trash their house, eat all the food, pay no bills and leave my clothes everywhere.